Using Tory MP’s logic it’s better to be a shoplifter than a shelf stacker

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I noted this morning that in ‘Britannia Unchained‘ five right wing Tory ‘MPs from he 2010 Tory MP intake argue:

It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.

I happened to discuss this with my wife over lunch as she was around. We came up witha  few more examples for them:

It's better to be a burglar than a policeman.


It's more fun to be a shoplifter than a shelf stacker.

And maybe

It's better to be a benefit cheat than a worker.

Apart from:

It's more fun to tax evade than be honest.

In each case the logic is identical.

Any more, anyone?