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None, because they spend their time in the dark.
It depends on the beneficial owner of the light bulb, if the beneficial owner is offshore the HMRC inspector can’t touch it.
Who needs lightbulbs when there’s moonlighting for the Big Four?
On that note, is it true that HMRC’s been rebranded ‘Seychelles Services’?
HMRC Tax Investigators won’t be changing any light bulbs. Don’t you remember, all light bulbs were sold to Mapeley Steps Limited, a Bermuda-based company, which bought the bulbs and buildings in 2001.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2002/sep/24/uk.economy
Why bother changing it?
When you can just ignore it, pretend it doesn’t exist, underestimate its importance, claim that it is legalised extortion to have to replace it, feign incredulity when someone notices it has gone out, deny all responsibility for the loss and then pay external consultants a small fortune to make up a fictitious plan to design a new one that will last half the time and cost twice as much.
The real answer is that, under PFI, you ought to stick with mushroom management.
If you realy have to have a light bulb changed by anyone at all it will cost a blooming fortune.
About as long as it takes to do three flights of stairs or wait for the dumbwaiter.
They get a candle from the cupboard next to the quills.
How many? None, ’til they’ve completed a Wealth in Safety assessment.
Has to be posted on Facebook – the comments are top notch.
A: Lightbulbs are not being replaced when they fail – as a cost-saving measure.