Yes, this is a Jersey story because some think I only feel negatively about the place.
I don't. So try this:
PORTELET has been voted one of the top ten beaches in the world.
The St Brelade beauty spot was ranked alongside palm-lined tropical paradise beaches in the Maldives, Hawaii, Cuba, Fiji and Thailand by holiday agent Sky Travel.
It was the only place in Europe to make it onto the list.
There is good news.