I'm in DC - hub of the world, they say
So Vodafone Mobile call only find 2G connections
When it does it says Googlemail is barred for security reasons
The hotel's wireless network is steam powered and refreshes a page once every few minutes
Is this a metaphor for Washington? Stuck in its own little cocoon unconnected to the world outside?
I hope not.
But having tried every which way I can to get on to the net this is as far as I got in exchange for a lot of bucks. Maybe that's another metaphor for this place.