Politically correct and tax compliant festive greetings.

Good stuff from Mark Lee, priving there is humour amongst accountants after all.

I particularity liked:

Warranty
This greeting and good wishes are warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

This warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at my sole discretion.